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Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.


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I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.



A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.



Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.



I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.



Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.



This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.



We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

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