One thing which frustrates me about state pensions is the disparity between EU countries.

I like paper statements rather than relying on computers. I feel more in control if my account details and transactions are broken down on paper.

I prefer to give money to the person who's provided the good service. But I never tip at hotels, I think they overcharge anyway. But anything which is value for money will get my vote.

Being born not long after the war meant that money was tight. I grew up in a rural corner of Lincolnshire and my father worked on local farms. Being one of nine kids meant we didn't have much.

When you experience having nothing you value everything - and that applies to all aspects of life.

I bought my first house when I was 24 for £19,500 and it was sold two years ago for £256,000. I've always made profit on my houses.

I hate my Visa card but have to use it for diesel, insurance and big items. I prefer paying by cash whenever possible because that way I feel as if I've got a better grasp on what I'm spending.

In my view, the money is poorly spent and given willy-nilly to people unlikely to get on the winning rostrum.

I don't spend and save whenever I have spare cash. I dislike people who boast about money.

If you've been frugal during your life and tried to save, you're penalised by the tax system. You pay tax on your wages, your savings and even your private pension.

Why do men have nipples? Because God is a woman and she really wants us to enjoy ourselves, that's why.

Ninja Mom's are graced to finish the raise set before them!

All you ever were was a little bit of the universe, thinking to itself.

Imagination is the deceptive part in man, the mistress of error and falsehood.

The South may not always be right, but by God it's never wrong!

The only natural human beings seem to be those who are making trouble.

Be clear about the purpose of money. Money is like health. It is necessary for survival but it is not what you live for.

As I'm lying there at my funeral I would hope to hear somebody say, “Look, he's still moving!

Gratitude opens your heart, and opening your heart is a wonderful and easy way for God to slip in.

I would describe my dancing talents as incredibly deep.