One of the virtues of the NHS... it doesn't worry you about money at the moment when you're least capable of doing anything about it.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

I was hell bent on destruction... it was like being possessed by a demon.

I believe there's a huge distinction between un macho and a real man. I don't think you have to be one to be another.

I was always a friend of southern rights, but an enemy of southern wrongs.

Haruhi: This story has everything but the kitchen sink in it.

I can become so interested in what I have that I forget the needs of my soul.

I don't eat or wear animals, but I never tell people not to - that's just my view

The actors I admire, like Ben Kingsley or Daniel Day-Lewis, they totally reinvent themselves in every part. I hope I get a chance to do that.

It is a dream of mankind to fly like a bird.

For a great master, everyone is a master, because he learns from everyone! For a great master, everything is a master, because he learns from everything!

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.