One of the things I would love to do is Axe Cop, which is a comic book. I would like to be involved in Axe Cop someday. I would also love to be in a Western.

I don't know who's running IMDB. It could be computers. I'd like to talk to someone from IMDB.

The best way to do comedy is to not filter yourself, and then you could always fix it later. You want to be able to push the envelope.

Hey, don't knock Judy Blume. Without her, my younger self would never have been able to decode the random acts of madness perpetrated by the fascinating creature known as the teenage girl.

You have to tap into the child in you. If you can get to that innocent place, then you're golden. That was the subconscious goal for me.

Since I've had children I don't really like horror movies.

I need to try to get a lot of things going 'cause you never know what's gonna hit.

The power of knowledge is so great and forceful, if only we knew.

I'm a busy author with a sense of Humor, so hang, it's a bumpy ride"!

God prefers fruits of the spirit over religious nuts.

I don't want to be unapproachable.

What radical constructivism may suggest to educators is this: the art of teaching has little to do with the traffic of knowledge, its fundamental purpose must be to foster the art of learning.

We thought everybody read comics. We didn't know we were weird. We didn't know people that collected comics were strange. It was as normal as listening to rock music on the radio.

Please don't ask me any questions about the politics of 30 years ago.

Pompeii has nothing to teach us, we know crack of volcanic fissure, slow flow of terrible lava, pressure on heart, lungs, the brain about to burst its brittle case (what the skull can endure!)

That’s what religion does. It points a finger. It causes wars. It breaks apart countries. It’s a petri dish for stereotypes to grow in. Religion’s not about being holy...Just holier-than-thous.

Law Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.