One of the great joys of life, now that you can afford a nice suit, is getting one for free. That's why I like to do press tours - I always say making movies is just an excuse to get free clothing.

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

I've always dreamed of having a year-round haunted house.

You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand.

The scariest people are usually the sweetest.

Life is a series of avoiding horrible situations until ultimately you're dead. That's how I feel about things.

'Hostel' is that's how I feel about what's going on in Iraq. There's people that just want money and people are being sacrificed for it.

I've always been fascinated by the idea that there's no such thing as evil; it's all in your point of view. To one group a suicide bomber is the antichrist and to one he's a hero.

Anytime you're the first to speak out against something, there's going to be a backlash.

What is important to me is that people know I respect the business of making movies.

I have no tattoos. There's nothing I've even been that into to get a tattoo of it.

I surround myself with things that make me happy. Why? Because ... it makes me happy.

In the end, nothing matters except love you gave away and love you have received.

Hmmm, ' the King said, making a face. 'I'm not sure this is what we bargained for, boy. We expected the girl to be attractive.' If I hadn't been so terrified, I would have been insulted.

The pace of a leader determines the pace of his follower.

I put on lip balm first thing in the morning and always use it before I swipe on my red lipstick.

What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

It's dead easy to die; it's the keeping on living that's hard.

Flattery's fire is hidden. Its sweet taste is apparent, but the smoke is bound to come out at last.

I was actually a Cowboys fan.

He that is robbed, not wanting what is stolen, him not know t, and he's not robbed at all.