[On her husband:] The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him. I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many times. When he jumps out of bed - it should be feet first.

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.

A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.

Human beings are much better at breaking up than they are at getting together. The instinct to get together is very powerful, but it doesn't last long.

Libraries are the latest fashion for the brain.

Drugs are marvelous--it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted.

The thing that attracted me to my husband was his pride. I'll never forget the first time I saw him, standing up on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze - and he too proud to run and get it.

Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors.

The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant.

Obey God in all things today! Drive out the enemy! Lay the ax to the root of the tree, and the capacity for Jesus Christ will be increased tomorrow.

[Our system of education ]not designed to create critical thinkers.

I would love to go into an animal's dream - like a lion's or a cat's. I'm sure that's pretty awesome.

It's impossible to do something cool without outraging someone. In fact, I usually judge how cool I'm being by how many angry people are following me with signs.

It is the way of youth that each fresh piece of knowledge of life should go to its head, and that once uplifted by an emotion it can never have enough of it.

My dad was a big card player.