E. Jean Carroll Quotes

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.

A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.

Human beings are much better at breaking up than they are at getting together. The instinct to get together is very powerful, but it doesn't last long.

Libraries are the latest fashion for the brain.

Drugs are marvelous--it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted.

[On her husband:] The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him. I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many times. When he jumps out of bed - it should be feet first.

The thing that attracted me to my husband was his pride. I'll never forget the first time I saw him, standing up on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze - and he too proud to run and get it.