Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.' There are some similarities.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Faith is like radar that sees through the fog -- the reality of things at a distance that the human eye cannot see.

Right and wrong matters little when survival matters most.

A man should be resigned to knowing himself a little better each day if he hasn't got the guts to put an end to his sniveling once and for all.

If you have the right actors and you can give them the freedom to explore, you've done a lot of your work as a director.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

One thing is made of another, and nature allows no new creation except at the price of death.

The last time I was charged by the FA they had a murder lawyer in against me, so it's going to be a hard case to win.

You have to move from just working for money to a world where money works for you.

Weight control does have to be for a lifetime or you'll be yo-yoing.

Only when a woman shares male risks can she really begin to understand men.