Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.

If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world.

I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.

I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.

When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.

To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change. It would be a better place.

Something good always happens at 4:20 for me.

The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.

Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world.

Boredom is a disease, too.

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.

I think about you every second of every day and I don’t know how to get over you, ” she says.“Don’t, ” I beg her. “Please don’t get over me.

A man has a hard time feeling fulfilled when he lives a life that does not serve a purpose that is more than himself.

When someone says they love you, don’t believe it. Love is shown with actions and not words.

I've changed so much. Look at me! I'm eating scones on a bed with a pirate!

Crime is a logical extension of the sort of behaviour that is often considered perfectly respectable in legitimate business.

Let all listen, and be willing to listen to the doctrines professed by others.

If LOVE could talk to you about your relationship with food, what would it say?

You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.

Don't touch my muscles

A smart man makes a mistake, learns from it, and never makes that mistake again.But a wise man finds a smart man and learns from him how to avoid the mistake altogether.