Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.

Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girl's mouth!

Men. One minute they have their tongues down your throat and the next they're forbidding you from meeting your own father and criticizing your fashion choices.

Jax Cassidy is a brilliant new voice in contemporary fiction. Full of heat, seduction, and romance, her winning characters are sure to capture your heart and find a place on your keeper shelf.

All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads.

My theory: if the malls don't open until ten what's the point of being up earlier than that?

I'll go, " he said."And that's safer because?""I'm a guy.""Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible how?

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!

I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver, and I swear on my Very Cherry lip gloss that I will never lie to you again.

Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!"Chase narrowed his eyes again."Sam?"I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to Sam. "You can quit squawking. He caught me.

Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girls mouth!

With what can we feed the soul in the world of emptiness other than with prayer?

Here I find a puzzle of great beauty: Canada works well in practice, but just doesn't work out in theory.

To drive out the darkness, bring in the light.

Why were a few, or a single one, made at all, if only to exist in order to be made eternally miserable, which is infinitely worse than non-existence?

The narcissist enjoys being looked at and not looking back.

Dancing is not a form of expression for the Christian liturgy.

The cultural mix that's happened in the United States is wonderful! Funny enough, one of the most wonderful things about it is that there is no American race.

A black-sharded lady keeps me in a parrot cage.

Preparation is the biggest key right now.

I would that I were low laid in my grave. I am not worth this coil that's made for me.