Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

smile, It increases your face value

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion." (Truvey Jones)

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.

The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish... Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish...Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

When you're about to judge, look in the mirror and start.

It is better to sing songs of hope than to sing songs of misery.

Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.

What doesn't kill men makes them stronger. What doesn't kill women makes men breakfast.

I'm not like normal people. I'm no good at relationships. I draw drama to me - it's the Jew in me.

Take the best that exists and make it better.

If the thing is impossible, you need not trouble yourselves about it; if possible, try for it.

Don't organize for any other purpose than mutual benefit to the employer and the employee.

Never invest in a tech CEO that wears a suit.

Until Color TV came along, BW TV was too muddy to be enjoyable.