Oh, Snap," I say. "What?" "Sorry. I was flashing back to 2005.

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

We represent the true human condition, the one permanent victory over cruelty and chaos. . . . Our true home is the imagination, and our kingdom is the wide-open world.

You think you must fit the role others have laid out for you. That is the lie you need to conquer.

At the end of the day, stories connect us, not politics. And there's so many stories out there waiting to be told. It's just a matter of who's out there listening.

Republicanism and ignorance are in bitter antagonism.

[O]ur greatest contributions to the cause of freedom and development overseas is not what we do over there, but what we do right here at home.

Great thinkers often learn, to their surprise, that new ideas are less than welcome.

Live a sincere life; be natural, and be honest with yourself.

I'm supporting anything that we can do to find out how this stuff is happening.

Poor Martin. Geek or no, committing his soul to eternal damnation was a helluva price to pay for six minutes.

The whisky bears a grudge against the decanter.