Officially I'm not playing any more. I've stopped. My time is up. Everything has been a lot of fun.

Strikers are egotists, selfish. We have to be.

I have scored against every team, every country, every defender in the world.

I have my way of doing things.

The night has always been my friend. When I go out I feel good, then I always score goals.

If someone criticizes me, I strike back.

When I sleep to much I don't score. That's the reason I like to go out a lot.

The coach should keep out of the way... He is an important figure, of course, but is more likely to lose a match than win it. Matches are won by players.

Will I become a coach in the future? No way. I'd never be able to put up with someone like me.

Messi has all the conditions to be the best.

I'm genuine and people can believe what I say.

Spiritual yearning is the homesickness of the soul.

Sometimes, it will never make sense until you find the right path that makes sense to you and no one else.

Peter sank. "I'd give anything to see time.

There are always cats around Charlie's, but they are usually refugees seeking asylum from the local rat population, and rather desperately friendly.

Live your life... as though everything is a miracle.

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.

I had kissed a girl in the second season of 'Community,' but that was my first time kissing a girl ever, and I was so nervous, I almost knocked Brit Marling's teeth out.

Question: Why is that MC's be wack And major labels wanna sign that crap? A-yo...funk that!

Agisci come se quel che fai, facesse la differenza. La fa!

The line between education and brainwashing is paper thin