O ye powers that search The heart of man, and weigh his inmost thoughts, If I have done amiss, impute it not! The best may err, but you are good.

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship.

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable.

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs.

If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

No one is more cherished in this world than someone who lightens the burden of another. Thank you.

The voice of reason is more to be regarded than the bent of any present inclination; since inclination will at length come over to reason, though we can never force reason to comply with inclination.

Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.

Copy cats may seem good at what they are doing, but they will never find a spot at the top.

It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

As a homosexual, my job is simply to sodomize mediocrity.

Imitate. Don’t be shy about it. Try to get as close as you can. You'll never get all the way, and the separation might be truly remarkable.

I saw clearly that war was upon us when I learned that my young men had been secretly buying ammunition.

I love opposition that has convictions.

While woman sheds the Blood of Life each moon at menstruation, man can only shed the blood of death through warfare and killing.

Never connect yourself with the other person's pain. Just hear their need. Leave yourself out of the other person's feelings and needs.

George Harrison's passing was really sad, but it does make the afterlife seem much more attractive.

Preaching doom and gloom has been beneficial to the political class. They use it to gain more power and control.