Now that I have opened that bottle of memories they're pouring out like wine, crimson and bittersweet.

It is hard to believe that something that seems so permanent was once so different. Change. I guess that really is one thing you can count on...

Sometimes, you don't wake up.But if you happento, you know thingswill never bethe same.

Does wanting to die equal losing your mind?

But Hey, Guess What Crazy means I'm not liablefor my actions. So screw it, I'll go home, propped up on Prozac against distractions

Life is all about change. If it were static, think about how boring it would be. You can't be afraid of it, and you can't worry that you'll mess things up.

It's so funny because I listen to songs that I recorded that I didn't really know anything about at the time. Later on I'm starting to feel the songs. Sing them first, feel them later.

What could become a danger to world peace is Iran's nuclear program and the country's open threat to annihilate Israel.

I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don't think there is any other way you can do it, really. Otherwise it would be quite cynical.

If I had 1,000 lives, I'd give them all for China.

My mother was 45 when she had me, so when I was in high school my parents were the same age as my friends' grandparents.

For some reason, no matter what happens in my life, I always seem to have a piece of my heart that says everything is going to be okay.

The process of giving is without limits.

Terrorism is in good part an effective government propaganda; it serves to deflect attention from governmental abuse toward a mostly imagined, highly dangerous outside enemy.

Through F1, I bought my own boat. I learned to fly my own plane and helicopter. And my job with my company is a reflection of everything motor racing taught me.

I love standing under a steaming shower when I'm tired in the morning. I don't really get a chance for baths.