Not everyone can be strong or clever. Not everyone can be beautiful. But we can ALL be brave!

I like people. I like watching them. It's just that I'd prefer to do it from a mile away using very powerful binoculars.

Unhappy people do the oddest, most terrible things, just trying to keep despair at bay. All you have to do is accept them...go around them...take evasive action.

There are things roaming around inside my head as clever as Theseus in the Labyrinth. It's just that nobody ever gave them the necessary piece of string, so they'll never find their way out.

I hate clowns. You can't see what they're thinking.

What people don't understand, they laugh at.

He is everything, everything, everything I ever admired and wanted and couldn't have. He is everything I needed and couldn't find in real life. Of course he is. That's why I invented him.

If you want to please me very much, you will fall down when I shoot you," -Oates The White Darkness

The world is hollow. It's a lot to take in. Like cracking an egg and finding nothing inside. Or a full grown elephant.

We built that Wendy House our own selves, for Wendy! And you can't keep a Wendy out of her own Wendy House!

I had a very happy childhood, but I still used my imagination as a leisure resort.

A wise person can enter and dwell in his own teacher's knowledge, having realized it for himself through knowledge.

Imagine the clouds drippingDig a hole in your garden to put them in

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is

The environment is going to change very quickly.

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.

I feel like I'm super hero diva and my power is glitter.

I was too practical to major in theater. Acting - what was I going to do with acting? There was no future in it.

It's the best honor when someone wants to use as their professional title the name of a character that you portrayed.

The hopeless don't revolt, because revolution is an act of hope.

The computer takes up where psychoanalysis left off. It takes the ideas of a decentered self and makes it more concrete by modeling mind as a multiprocessing machine.