Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

War sells!

The fact that you have started a small business doesn't mean you should be thinking small. Think BIG! Start Small! Expand your territories!

P.S. May, don’t these strawberry tarts just make you want to cry?

Uncommon things must be said in common words.

Every Chess master was once a beginner

It is important to always love what you do and do what you love. This is my mentality towards my career and my personal life.

A man's life of any worth is a continual allegory.

The underlying intellectual argument for seeking to tax economic rents retains its force.

The Holy Spirit truly transforms us. With our cooperation, he also wants to transform the world we live in.

Every human being has the freedom to change at any instant.