Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn't work in the Bird's Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he?

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?

I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my food in a can to represent spinach and we'd hum the Popeye tune and then I'd happily eat it.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone.

Channel 4 are a great bunch of people to work with and the crew are lovely. Working at ITV was like being in the court of Caligula.

I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.

It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.

Times are hard and friends are few

I am quite happy to take a cut. You've got to, if you want to work and continue working.

I love looking after animals. I find it very enjoyable.

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party.

I think that object orientedness is almost as much of a hoax as artificial intelligence.

No One Is Alone by Stephen Sondheim is all about thinking for yourself and being your own person.

You can’t coach guts and commitment.

First truck called a 'pick-up' was an International Harvester S in 1921.

I never accepted the idea that I had to be guided by some pattern or blueprint.

Fugazi, Fugazi. It's a wazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust.

If we think of our brains as a map, those early roads are like grooves, tram tracks, easy to fall into.

In dramatic writing, the very essence is character change. The character at the end is not the same as he was at the beginning. He's changed-psychologically, maybe even physically.

Venom was a band that strongly influenced the image and the idea behind Slayer.