No scandal about Queen Elizabeth, I hope?

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

If there’s one thing that’s irrefutably absurd, it’s believing that we can separate intelligence from wisdom and still have it be intelligence.

I think I can hear the unseen moon

Tattoos, after all, are a passionate, usually doomed assertion of mastery of your own destiny, or at least a defiant embrace of one that you cannot control.

Only amateurs attack machines; professionals target people.

You have to take everything as it comes.

When I'm on stage, I'm trying to do one thing: bring people joy.

When your dreams tire, they go underground and out of kindness that's where they stay.

Emotion is contagious.

Welcome to adulthood," she said. "It sucks as much as high school.