No matter what it is, if you aren't happy striving for it, you won't be happy achieving it.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

There were far worse strategies in life than to try to make each aspect of one's existence a minor work of art.

I'm always trying to get my mind at peace. I know I hit my best when everything is chill.

I have committed many sins in my life. This precise sin-the sin against poets-is without absolution.

What wine goes with Captain Crunch?

I always like Madonna; any Madonna song is good for me.

I don't think a coach becomes the right coach until he wins a championship.

My maternity leave will be a few weeks long and I'll work throughout it.

I'm willing to be representative. I'm just an actor. I'm just playing a role, so even if it is a person I do not like, I would do that.

Fools multiply when wise men are silent.

Donald Trump was seen for quite a long time as a punchline, the jokes about the excesses and the failures of the 1980s. And he had become, you know, a human shingle and a punchline.