No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence.

Teach a parrot the terms 'supply and demand' and you've got an economist.

He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.

Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.

Endurance is patience concentrated.

I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.

Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom.

A strong mind always hopes, and has always cause to hope.

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

Of all acts of man repentance is the most divine. The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none.

War is a quarrel between two thieves too cowardly to fight their own battle.

Happiness is immeasurable joy.

The strength of individual greatness makes a great team.

Who the hell is that?!Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.

I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

I can't sing. Definitely no ambition in that area.

The greatest productions of art, whether painting, music, sculpture or poetry, have invariably this quality-something approaching the work of God.

For slaves to fashion, the rules are made to be broken.

When I was shooting Drive Me Crazy, I wanted to go out with the rest of the cast and stay up late and play air hockey. I just wanted to have fun.

God is the brave man's hope, and not the coward's excuse.

I learned to hit with a broomstick and a ball of tape and I could always get that bat on the ball.