No, it will never have enough power until I can spin the wheels at the end of the straightaway in high gear. Too much power is never enough.

If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower.

We're far from having too much horsepower...my definition of too much horsepower is when all four wheels are spinning in every gear.

When you know something, you know it, and when you don't, you'd better learn. And in the meantime, you should keep quiet, or at least speak only when what you say will advance the learning process.

To realize that all people are alike and all are different is the beginning of wisdom.

You are not your thoughts, and you are not the product of your thoughts.

Similarly, only people as misanthropic as myself can be counted on not to have to lie to others, since we have the unique luxury of not caring what sort of opinions others formulate about us.

Picture your brain forming new connections as you meet the challenge and learn. Keep on going.

I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.

People are watching the way we act, more than they are listening to what we say.

I am satisfied that all politicians were meant to be journalists and all journalists meant to be politicians.

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

Love's fire heats water, water cools not love.