No fools are so difficult to manage as those with some brains.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.

A work can become modern only if it is first postmodern. Postmodernism thus understood is not modernism at its end but in the nascent state, and this state is constant.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.

Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with.

There are no accidents so unlucky from which clever people are not able to reap some advantage, and none so lucky that the foolish are not able to turn them to their own disadvantage.

Every Christian’s life is full of God’s blessings

When I first met Billy I thought about sucking his eyes right out of their sockets. They’re like turquoise gum drops.

She would've made an excellent pirate.

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.

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Men fight wars. Women win them.

Nature will castigate those who don't masticate.

As elected leaders, we must each recommit ourselves to work together toward putting our country on a prosperous, sustainable path and restoring Americas promise as a land of opportunity.

If I ruled the world Imagine that...

If cows and horses had hands and could draw, cows would draw gods that look like cows and horses would draw gods that look like horses.