No, I might not know what's coming, but I know where you're going.

He didn't get it. That's exactly why I needed my Maker's Mark. You can't throw my life into turmoil, and then screw me out of my bourbon too.

Writing is the one thing I know I will never grow tired of in life

Dogs are nicer than people.

We have legalized confiscation, consecrated sacrilege, and condoned high treason.

Success is not measured by who gets credit. Success is measured by what gets done.

reaction isn't action - that is, it isn't truly creative.

It is much easier for a woman to meditate than it is for men, innately. Their subtle physical bodies pick up the kundalini much more quickly.

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command.

But now I have learned to listen to silence. To hear its choirs singing the song of ages, chanting the hymns of space, and disclosing the secrets of eternity.

Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all.

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.