A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.

I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.

No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.

A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip.

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!.

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

My goal was always getting my work out in the world, and in many ways, I feel like the luckiest person alive.

The day is divided into two important sections: Mealtimes and everything else.

Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.

There is a solution to any problem you have to solve the puzzle.

The purpose of discovering your purpose is so that you can fulfill it.

What you see and what you focus on has a profound impact on your behaviour.

Without your involvement you can't succeed. With your involvement you can't fail.

The sixth Harry Potter film - I don't like my performance in that film at all.

An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London telephone directory sound enthralling.

The only power deserving the name is that of masses, and of governments while they make themselves the organ of the tendencies and instincts of masses.

Boredom is why God invented books.

Art to be art must soothe.

I'm not sure I know what "normal" is.