Never trust a southerner. No, I'm kidding. They're wonderful. You want to believe in his niceness and his charm, but he's an evil kind of crazy man who's righteous. Fear the righteous.

It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.

I don't expect anybody to know who I am.

My worst day is still a really good day. I complain, but I catch myself and count my blessings. I am truly blessed.

Improv as an actor makes you present in the moment. You listen, you're attentive. You're not acting so much as reacting, which is what you're doing in life all the time.

Thank God there is a such thing as hiatus. We got the first 'Dr. Horrible' done in six days, we banged it out.

I like to say there's certain things you can't take back: One of them is 'I love you,' and one of them is bullets.

Do something today you've been afraid to do. A decision based on fear is the wrong decision.

What turned me on to comedy was - well, first of all, I like being able to laugh, I like people who can make me laugh.

I think I've been really good at surrounding myself with really talented people. I've picked the right coattails to ride on.

I slowly came to realize that this job of being an actor, you spend most of your time looking for work. That is your job. Your job is auditioning. You spend very little of your time actually working.

Life is too short to repeat your mistakes, make new ones..!!

Oh, I can never get enough. Which, incidentally, is what your sister said when--

It was a needless precaution, I felt sure, but men always enjoy marching around with weapons and flexing their figurative muscles, and I saw no reason to deny them this harmless exercise.

How to get it, I annoy you???You are not interested???What's the idea???

Clothes and manners do not make the man but when he is made they greatly improve his appearance.

There are certain actors who are very good at improvising, like Dustin Hoffman and Glenda Jackson.

There's no way I can go play for the Yankees.

If you are carrying strong feelings about something that happened in your past, they may hinder your ability to live in the present.

Before the invader sound was born, the Universe was silent and shall be again.

If the father is not straight naider will be the son.