Nature is an unpleasing, stupid, lumpy, blowsy wench.

Thoughts and emotions cannot be photographed, despite the protestations of some mystically minded portraitists. Physical fact is ultimately the sole pictorial material.

Photography, like any other art, is a form of communication. The artist is not blowing bubbles for his own gratification, but is speaking a language, is telling somebody something.

Emotion may be expressed, or the utter lack of it may be expressed, but the only important fact is that of expression.

It’s great to earn, but don’t leave it behind for someone else to burn.

Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hourTrue friends are like stars, you don't always see them but they are always there.

Personally, I hope he doesn't get out of the campaign. I need Rick Perry. I don't want to spend the next year trying to do jokes about Mitt Romney.

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

Vice President Joe Biden said today that 'Syria must be held accountable.' Unfortunately, the Obama administration has never employed an accountant, so they have no idea how to do that.

Just being a mother is making me a big, weepy mess.

Ever since going up to university, I have accumulated new debt, and new means of becoming indebted.

Whether the Virgin Mary existed, I don't know. But the human need for her to appear in tortilla, that's what inspires my interest.

It doesn't matter to me where Barack Obama goes. If he wants to go to Hawaii because it's his home state, fine! Hunky-dory. Plastic banana, good-time rock 'n' roller dittos.

If you look at this election, I feel like Donald Trump was speaking a different language to Hillary Clinton.