My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down.

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

By instinct I'm an adventurer; by choice I'd like to be a writer; by pure, unadulterated luck, I'm an actor.

Man's indecency to man all over the world rules out the idea of humanity as an actuality. It is a dream of young idealists. In practice a misnomer

I intend to live the first half of my life. I don't care about the rest.

You can never trust a human being to behave as you would have expected in a given circumstance

I am convinced of the validity of contradiction. There are many worlds. Each is true, at its time, in its own fashion

Any man who dies with more than $10000 to his name is a failure.

I like the Whisky old an the women young

The world was floods above and fire below

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

The farther we get from God, the more the world spirals out of control.

My favorite teams are the Dallas Cowboys and the New York Jets.

When the light comes into a room, we do not have to say, "Now what are we going to do about the darkness?" It's gone!

I'm trying my best to keep my private life guarded. It's not easy at all. Non, non, non.

I am not a woman staying at home.

When I have a bad day, I dream about opening up a gelato stand on the streets of Sydney, Australia. Doesn't everyone have a random escape fantasy?

Because hypocrisy stinks in the nostrils one is likely to rate it as a more powerful agent for destruction than it is.

If you found a mammal with feathers, then you'd know that Darwin was wrong. Well, it's rather the same with memes.