My lusts they do me leave, My fancies all be fled, And tract of time begins to weave Grey hairs upon my head.

As ye of clay were cast by kind, So shall ye waste to dust.

For age with stealing steps Hath clawed me with his crutch

The wrinkles in my brow, The furrows in my face, Say, limping age will lodge him now Where youth must give him place.

My hand and pen are not in plight, As they have been of yore.

I loathe that I did love, In youth that I thought sweet

I may not always be with you But when we're far apartRemember you will be with meRight inside my heart

Most successful people are always on vacation.

Many people see themselves as a rose, when all they are is just a prick.

Faith is a state of constant examination and openness. In faith we must be vulnerable. Only in this seeming weakness do we live with God.

I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.

Always have a collection of your favorite CDs with you.

It was her. It was Teresa.

Todd Rundgren is a genius, and I don't use that word a lot.

Dumpers may not always be the heartbreakers, and the Dumpees may not always be the heartbroken. But everyone has a tendency.

The cure for too much to do is solitude and silence.