My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.

Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

Though the legs of a football coach are never so active on the field of play during playing time, his mind is the best or worse player on the pitch!

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika.

Drug dealers live vicariously through me

I think it's important to remember that to exercise you don't have to run a sprint.

I put a piece of paper under my pillow, and when I could not sleep I wrote in the dark.

Some things were never meant to be recycled.

I am a happy man. I've had a good life.

When I raced with Mercedes, I thought Id learn German. But my wife didnt want to live in Germany.

Hope, for the Christian, is not wishful thinking or mere blind optimism. It is a mode of knowing, a mode within which new things are possible, options are not shut down, new creation can happen.

Freedom is like a man who kills himself Each night, an incessant butcher, whose knife Grows sharp in blood.