Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?

My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

To serve others is not only by hands but by mouth as well.

Only by facing your demons can you stop them from having power over you.

Experience is a supreme teacher, but experience is not something that can be taught. It has to be learned through choice and consequence.

If you have no Honey in your Pot, have some in your Mouth.

It is essential that all Americans take the time to honor and remember those individuals who gave their lives in defense of our liberty.

The surest way to ruin a man who doesn't know how to handle money is to give him some.

In no other sport must the spectator move.

I grew up very conservatively and traditionally. I wanted to save myself for marriage.

Who's Myrnin?" Claire controlled an urge to roll her eyes. "Badass crazy vampire scientist who's my boss." "You realize no part of that sentence made sense, right?

We don't have time to wait for President Bush to change his mind. How many breakthroughs have been missed as a result of this policy?