My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third.

If everybody's behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there's no point in assuming a conspiracy.

Don't stop with your first draft.

Beyond 100,000 lines of code, you should probably be coding in Ada.

The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third.

By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun.

What would angel lips taste like? Sunshine? Marshmallows? Or something altogether different? Maybe buttered-popcorn jelly beans.

People often ask, why aren't you reading about what it is you're working on right now? And the truth is, you only get three pages a night before your eyelids close.

To be with God is really to be involved in some enormous, overwhelming desire, and joy, and power which you cannot control, which controls you.

I keep hearing tree talk water words and i keep knowing what they mean.

My only saving grace is that I actually collect things that nobody else is interested in.

It is this mission of the dancer to contribute to the betterment of all mankind.

I've always been into endurance sport, which I think is more about your mind pushing your body, which is definitely why that Bear Grylls book sung to me.

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

I cannot tell how the truth may be; I say the tale as it was said to me.

One of the things I did early on in film was over-enunciate and talk too loud.