My buddies wanted to be firemen, farmers or policemen, something like that. Not me, I just wanted to steal people's money!

We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow.

Never trust a woman or an automatic weapon.

I don't drink much and I smoke very little. I guess my only bad habit is robbing banks. Now you see, fellas, I ain't such a bad guy at heart.

You can get more with a simple prayer and a Thompson sub-machinegun than you can with a simple prayer alone.

A jail is just like a nutshell with a worm in it, the worm will always get out.

All my life I wanted to be a bank robber. Carry a gun and wear a mask. Now that it's happened I guess I'm just about the best bank robber they ever had. And I sure am happy.

I rob banks for a living. What do you do?

Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.

Lie down on the floor and keep calm.

Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday.

A strenuous effort must be made to train young people to think for themselves and take independent charge of their lives.

In a world as wrong as this one, all we can do is make things as right as we can.

A good many of the special words of business seem designed more to express the user's dreams than to express a precise meaning.

I don't have any particular expertise-I've never been a banker or an investment banker. But I did see an evolution in the system that I thought was problematic.

To adorn our characters by the charm of an amiable nature shows at once a lover of beauty and a lover of man.

When you're Dead ... you stay up all night long.

Praxiteles borrowed the better elements of a hundred imperfect models in order to create a masterpiece.

I'd rather bare skin than wear skin.

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.