My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.

Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's . . . crazy, Sookie.

Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

I'd learned that some things are best kept secret.

He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.

If you're going through hell, keep going

Well, the common enemy in North America is the Western consumer. The consumer has driven oil up to $50 a barrel so we have to have these wars. I think it's incumbent upon us to.

In the same way you can never go backward to a slower computer, you can never go backward to a lessened state of connectedness.

The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper images of the garbage.

People have tried to control other people by trapping them with debt. A loan can become a harmful and dangerous weapon.

Guilt [is] a tool, rather than a weapon against the self.

Without criticism and reliable and intelligent reporting, the government cannot govern.