Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

Dig deep to finish what you start. Because no matter how hard it feels to push through adversity at the time, once your done, you'll own the experience for the rest of your life.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Life is an offensive, directed against the repetitious mechanism of the Universe.

When a person says only what others love to hear, he is largely liked; but if he loves to say what he likes only, then others hardly hear him.

The important thing is to keep on drawing when you start to paint. Never graduate from drawing.

Water jokes about the obstacles on its way; wise man jokes about the obstacles on his way!

The choice people have to make is never between slavery and freedom. We will always have to choose between slavery and the unknown.

Babies did not attract me, and I was altogether without the maternal sense so highly developed in small and adolescent girls.

At one point in my life, I was very involved with social causes. I'm still involved, but now I have a family and it's important to me.

O blessed Saviour, give me grace like Thee, to make Religion my first, and chiefest care, and devoutly to observe, all solemn times, and all holy Rites, which relate to Thy worship.