Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

It’s like you’re always living in your head. . . . Relax and appreciate your surroundings a little.

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!

Most people are not going after what they want. Even some of the most serious goal seekers and goal setters, they're going after what they think they can get. Set your sights higher.

Worries carry responsibilitie s that belong to God, not to you. Worry does not enable us to escape evil; it makes us unfit to cope with it when it comes.

Frustration is an interesting emotional state, because it tends to bring out the worst in whoever is frustrated.

In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulu waits dreaming

Man's condition is horrible because, no matter what form his happiness may take, it arises from some species of ignorance.

Morality is your agreement with yourself to abide by your own rules.

You become angry because something or someone has done something against your expectations.

When truth kills truth, O devilish holy fray!