Monsters are born of pain, and grief, and loss, and anger. Your heart is full of them.--"And?"And it makes you vulnerable.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!

It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.

Billy squinted at me. "Why are you letting them go?""Because they're real.""How do you know?""The one I was holding crapped on my hand.

The life we’re given is on a thread, so wear it well.

Stand up for yourself by not standing yourself up.

The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and its total crap to pretend its not

Life is a love story, with every character yearning for permanent refuge in someone's heart.

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

What ticks you off enough to get involved in efforts to better the lot of women? What motivates you to action?

If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.

You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man?

You're going to have to go out there and throw tons of zeroes to give your team a chance to win.

At 12, I knew that the point of being human was to spend one's life fighting social injustice.