Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.

Like many people who dress in black, the lump of coal was interested in becoming an artist.

Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure

Young men think old men fools

I am not a Virginian but an American.

Love is a strange master, and human nature is still stranger.

Laws, in their most general signification, are the necessary relations derived from the nature of things.

Whatever she saw beyond the camera lens, beyond the photographer, beyond anything in the known world probably - wasn't fit to be seen.

I am a writer of the textbooks of scientology.

I always go back to theatre. It's probably where I'll draw my last breath.

Hip-Hop itself, the culture, the way that it's going you could always see the effect that it has on basketball.

It seemed silly to wash one day when I would only have to wash again the next. It made me tired just to think of it.

Necessity dispenseth with decorum.