Maybe there's some unquenchable question that I keep asking the universe that I can't get an answer to.

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

You want the world to be what you want it to be, and sometimes the world doesn't want that.

As you get older, you accept that there are some tunnels that don't have any light in them, but you go down them anyway.

Everything that you do in your life that helps you sweat is good for you. Whenever you're sweating, you're adding to your potential to enjoy the day or enjoy the moment or enjoy your life.

I embrace the idea that I'm an entertainer.

Keeping perspective and being happy and being energetic and being creative - that's all tied to being healthy.

I think it's probably a good thing to be considered stable, but with a capacity for madness.

I wish I did believe in God. It would be a great relief to think, 'God'll take care of it. God'll put gas in the car tomorrow'.

Being around people who are happy and people who are creative, that's what you do if you're lucky in your life.

We wish that we could take magic drugs, play around all day, read, and do nothing strenuous, and be the smartest, happiest people in the world. The truth is, it's all about sweat.

A mask does not hide who you are, it shows exactly what you want others to see.

It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.

The President must stop gambling with taxpayers' money and get the country back on the path of fiscal sanity.

Steady work turns genius to a loom.

Writing a book I have found to be like building a house. A man forms a plan, and collects materials.

We can all learn to live jubilantly. We can all learn to alter our attitudes so that we can better realize our dreams.

I always think I'm the Tom Cruise of music - a lot of success and fans, but no critics, darling.

When government disappears, its not as if paradise will take its place. When governments are gone, other interests will take their place.

I think singing is one of the most natural things that human beings do, but it's difficult.

I never used to understand why people bothered to hold hands as they walked, but then he runs one of his fingertips down my palm, and I shiver and understand it completely