May you live in interesting times and come to the attention of important people.

Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot.

In this world, there is nothing that is right. Anything that people raise objection to, is wrong. Do people raise objection in every matter?

Be with people who like you for who you are, not what you have.

Be not the first by whom the new are tried Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.

The safety of the State is the highest law.

Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.

Nothing is constant but change! All existence is a perpetual flux of "being and becoming!" That is the broad lesson of the evolution of the world.

We didnt create dishes. We create preparations to create many dishes.

No one, but no one, ever behaves 'well' in bed unless they love or are loved - two conditions seldom fulfilled.

I'm telling you people; its a zombie attack. Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. ZOMBIE..." -Bubba

Love will not be spurred to what it loathes