May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose.

I've developed a stiff neck that's about to drive me insane.

May an elephant caress you with his toes

Thinking is the most overrated human activity.

Your will to success supersedes all other wills.

It ain't easy to do nothing, now that society is telling everyone that their body is fundamentally flawed and about to self-destruct. People are afraid they're on the verge of death all the time

I need to end up with someone who is strong, intelligent, independent, someone I really admire - sensitive, sensuous, warm, a sense of humor.

Maybe people [in Hollywood] wear really nice clothes, and they drive really nice cars, but that doesn't make me comfortable. And if I'm not comfortable, it won't be a part of my life.

I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.

I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.

Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?

Nature's music is never over; her silences are pauses, not conclusions.

A dog wakens your heart to joy and companionship.