Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

The crime of loving is forgetting.

Like a genial hotelier, Rolex has introduced me to some of the nicest people. I ask about their Rolex and they ask about mine. It's as marvelous a conversation piece as it is a timepiece.

You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.

I prefer old age to the alternative.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed, races won, or lasting happiness achieved.

A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world.

The French are true romantics. They feel the only difference between a man of forty and one of seventy is thirty years of experience.

A man must have his dreams - memory dreams of the past and eager dreams of the future. I never want to stop reaching for new goals.

Do not be afraid to be afraid.

As we stood there, chest high in water, I felt like I was in the middle of my own romance novel.

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

They asked Lucman the fabulist From whom did you learn manners? He answered: From the unmannerly.

Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.

I like pressure. Pressure is good.

it is a shocking trick for a young person to be always lolling upon a sofa.

The populace is like the sea motionless in itself, but stirred by every wind, even the lightest breeze.

I have little tolerance for incompetence, sloppy thinking, and laziness.

I don't think I'm a collector. I think every kid from where I'm from had a terrible passion for having to have fresh kicks.

Be lion-mettled, proud, and take no care Who chafes, who frets, or where conspirers are!