You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.

The crime of loving is forgetting.

Like a genial hotelier, Rolex has introduced me to some of the nicest people. I ask about their Rolex and they ask about mine. It's as marvelous a conversation piece as it is a timepiece.

I prefer old age to the alternative.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed, races won, or lasting happiness achieved.

A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world.

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

The French are true romantics. They feel the only difference between a man of forty and one of seventy is thirty years of experience.

A man must have his dreams - memory dreams of the past and eager dreams of the future. I never want to stop reaching for new goals.

Do not be afraid to be afraid.

The same things are best both for individuals and for states, and these are the things which the legislator ought to implant in the minds of his citizens.

Every joy is beyond all others.

You change the rhythm of the talk and respoonse and you change the rhythm between the talk and the response.

Forgive yourself - no one else will.

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur.

I mean, I'm not going to play the hero of something.

Maine is a joy in the summer. But the soul of Maine is more apparent in the winter.

I'm quite a good reader of people; I like to meet people, and I can tell if they're lying or not.

I got nominated for an Academy Award(R) for writing 'Borat.'