Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

No one could teach you to be you... until now!

Critics are the men who have failed in literature and art.

I really loved Kelsey [Grammer]. It wasn't a romantic love, but there was something about him. It's very difficult to see someone you care about having a hard time.

In a neighborhood, as in life, a clean bandage is much, much better than a raw or festering wound.

There is no such thing as security. There never has been.

Every sacrament meeting ought to be a spiritual feast.

It's not how we fall that defines us as Christians. It's how we get up again.

Whether you're a vampire or werewolf, love is still love. Betrayal is still betrayal.

God knows, we don't want prayer.

It may be laid down as a position which seldom deceives, that when a man cannot bear his own company, there is something wrong.