Magic happens to those who believe in it."-Zonosh, Wizard of the Elements

Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.

Do not seek after what you yearn for, seek the source of the yearning itself.

He's not fit, either physically or biomechanically.

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

Our strength is in our dreams, and those who do not dare to dream damn themselves.

I dont believe that anyone can see the Grand Canyon area for themselves and not know that we have to do everything we can to protect it for future generations.

When I go home my mother still makes me take out the garbage.

Better than all measures Of delightful sound, Better than all treasures That in books are found, Thy skill to poet were, thou scorner of the ground!

I think in many ways Johnny English is a more believable character.