Madam I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life let us swear eternal friendship.

Whatever you are by nature, keep to it; never desert your line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed.

If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.

Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.

The thing about performance, even if it's only an illusion, is that it is a celebration of the fact that we do contain within ourselves infinite possibilities.

A man who wishes to make his way in life could do no better than go through the world with a boiling tea-kettle in his hand.

You find people ready enough to do the Samaritan, without the oil and twopence.

A comfortable house is a great source of happiness. It ranks immediately after health and a good conscience.

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style.

I'm enormously afraid of one inevitable and trivial thing - that one day I'll simply cease to exist.

A big city is a big ocean

The point of living and of being an optimist is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Alan Pardew has had to juggle his pack.

No matter how many times people try to pick my lyrics apart, nobody will really understand what these songs truly mean to me because I would rather not get into it.

Somehow I understood without the storm I couldn't know myself.

Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel.

We are all called to be friends with Jesus. Don’t be afraid to love the Lord.

The rain fell alike upon the just and upon the unjust, and for nothing was there a why and a wherefore.