Love is more than an emotion, it is a decision.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I’ll be free.

God is as great in minuteness as He is in magnitude.

College was just so essential for my sense of self and my development.

I don't think I was ever...trying to kill myself but I knew that if I'd ever gone too far...I wouldn't care.

Black conservatives have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it up?

We are what we repeatedly do but we can be perceived by what we repeatedly say.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

One requirement to be used as a leader in a movement of revival: They must have the Spirit of God upon them.

Most kids will not volunteer to eat veggies. At times you must step up to the plate and enforce the rule of authority as a parent.