Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Patience is a virtue not a vice.

I'm not Josh Brolin or Ryan Gosling. They're more noir than I.

If all fools wore white hoods, any crowd would look like a field of blooming buckwheat.

I play American and World music, Texas style.

I want affection and tenderness desperately, but there's something in me that prevents me from handing it out.

To minds tormented by the divine thirst, it is useless to offer the most certain knowledge of the laws of numbers and the arrangement of the universe

I have been reading the press more regularly than others over 50 years and it seems to me that there are things that have changed in the press that have changed its character.

I cannot understand how sensible people still defend Facebook, YouTube and Twitter

The truth is the river flows into the canyon Of Ceasing-to-Question-What-Doesn't-Concern-Us, As sooner or later we have to cease somewhere.

All men have equal rights to liberty, to their property, and to the protection of the laws