Literature is one of the most interesting and significant expressions of humanity.

The noblest art is that of making others happy

Fortune always favors the brave, and never helps a man who does not help himself.

How were the receipts today in Madison Square Garden ?

No man ever went broke overestimating the ignorance of the American public.

The common man, no matter how sharp and tough, actually enjoys having the wool pulled over his eyes, and makes it easier for the puller.

You can fool most of the people most of the time.

To me there is no picture so beautiful as smiling, bright-eyed, happy children; no music so sweet as their clear and ringing laughter.

Money is good for nothing unless you know the value of it by experience.

Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master.

When a man is in the right path, he must persevere.

Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who's fairest of them all?I'm Mona Lisa and She is plain, But the truth is - we all are Vain.

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous unpremeditated act without benefit of experience.

I have always preferred maps to books. They don't answer you back.

Man, only - rash, refined, presumptuous man, Starts from his rank, and mars creation's plan.

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

Our tax plan by the way shows the vast, vast majority of Americans, upwards of 96 percent can fill out their taxes on a postcard.

In a drama of the highest order there is little food for censure or hatred; it teaches rather self-knowledge and self-respect.

A wound gets worse when it's treated with neglect.