Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

[History is] petrified imagination.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

I don’t necessarily sit around inviting life to knock me down, but when it does I don’t wait around for an invitation to stand back up either.

I am full of mistakes and imperfections and therefore I am real ...

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

Please don't smile like that. Your heart is full of feelings that you've kept to yourself. Don't laugh as if you don't know anything.

Marriages that last are with people who do not live in Los Angeles.

Not to hope for things to last forever, is what the year teaches and even the hour which snatches a nice day away.

The important thing is how we know, not what or how much.

Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations. Don't over-analyze your relationships. Stop playing games. A growing relationship can only be nurtured by genuineness.

Prayer joined to sacrifice constitutes the most powerful force in human history.

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.